So, apparently this is a thing

If any of you 'Merican readers want to know what it's like to live in the socialist paradise called Canada, here's the latest from the Ontario Health Ministry:

It's less depressing than:




Add in about 3 uncharming, sexist, racist, anti-intelligent Tim Hortons ads and that's pretty much what a commercial break looks like here in the Great White North. As my students inform me, I am the only person left who still watches commercials so this is not a true barometer of anything.